Just now, however, I was moved to post the comment “Wow wow wow wow wow” after reading the post John Edwards and The Best Christmas Gift Ever by someone called “leisure.” I hope you’ll read it too. Your heart will grow three sizes.
Archive for December, 2007
Wow wow wow wow wow
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Monday, December 3rd, 2007You better not pout
You better not cry
Your tears might confuse its
Robotic eye
Santatron is coming to town
The first Santa Claus’s
Body’s long gone
The new metal one will
Last an eon
Santatron is coming to town
It knows when you are sleeping
It reads what’s in your head
Its detecting network’s sensitive
From UV through infrared
Its thirty-two limbs
Are state-of-the-art
Its thorax holds Santa’s
Still-beating heart
Santatron is coming to town


