Archer: Are you Aunt Suzanne’s dad?
Me: No, you know what I am to her. I’m her what?
Archer: Her sister?
Archer: Her brother?
Me: Yes! Who is Aunt Suzanne’s dad?
Me: Right. Who’s my dad?
Me: Right! Who’s your dad?
Me: Right. Who’s your brother?
Me: Who’s your sister?
Me: Who’s my brother?
Archer: [thinks hard] …Nobody?
Me: Right! It was a trick question. But I didn’t fool you, did I?
Archer: [excitedly] No. ’Cause my brain said, “I never heard Daddy say he had a brother before.” So I added that to my brain and then I took away the brother and my brain said, that’s right!