Last year I joked about being disappointed that more of the hits on my blog weren’t sex-related — just 7.7%, counting hits for “vampire lesbian girl scouts.” Well, be careful what you wish for. This year fully 30% of the searches that produced hits on this site were sex-related, and of those, more than half were just looking for my tiny screengrab of Polly Walker naked — and frankly I’m again disappointed. In the same year that I brought you the stars, my own blog-a-thon, and the Bob-o-matic — and that was just January — you guys couldn’t get your mind out of the gutter. 402 posts, something like 200,000 carefully-chosen words, and all you can say is, “Look! Tits!”
Ah well. I’ll keep doing my part to elevate the discourse around here, but clearly if I want to keep my hit-count up I’ve got to throw the occasional bone to the lowbrow crowd.
| Polly Walker; atia timon sex; naked polly walker; rome atia tits; “polly walker” nipple | 16.3% |
| Rogaine; how much scalp is to much; script kevin spacey rogaine; itchy red scalp; rogaine before after photos | 12.2% |
| Sex etc.; big bobg sex; jacking off using balloons sex; Masturbate biscotti; sexual positions lego; “Masturbate-a-thon”; Pretty Lady Sex; dildo attached to wall | 5.4% |
| Susan Oliver/Orion slave girl; Green Orion Girl Porn; vina the cage star trek | 5.0% |
| Erect nipples; notable nipples; hollywoods biggest nipples; cathy lee crosby nipples; sarah jessica erect nipples | 4.4% |
| Vampire lesbian girl scouts | 2.7% |
| Cathy Lee Crosby/Wonder Woman; THE ORIGINAL WONDER WOMAN; 1974 tv movie wonder woman | 2.7% |
| James Bond villains; so we meet again mr bond+villain | 1.9% |
| Batman; BATMAN GETS THE SHARK ON HIS LEG; batman hippies; batman mansion, gotham city; rubber shark batman; batman shark repellent bat spray | 1.9% |
| Don Fanucci | 1.7% |
| Star Wars; what date was the first friday in august 1977; TaunTaun Guts; exegesis the empire strikes back; how do lightsabers change colors in star wars; A picture of Han Solos face; will there be a star wars remake | 1.6% |
| Birthday invitation | 1.4% |
| Amy Linker; Amy Linker forest hills ny; Amy Linker Square Pegs | 1.3% |
| Sir Topham Hatt; SIR TOPHAM HATT YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY; thomas kills sir topham hatt | 1.3% |
| Funny epitaph; Jewish headstone | 1.1% |
| e to the i pi plus one; pi e relation transcendentals; arrigo mathematics | 1.1% |
| Jaws ride | 1.0% |
| Penis; kid draws penises | 1.0% |
| Bob Falfa/Martin Stett; falfa vs milner | 1.0% |
| Godfather | 0.8% |
| Computer | 0.7% |
| The Incredibles; lessons from the incredibles | 0.7% |
| Raiders of the Lost Ark; bob falfa indiana jones 4; raiders of the lost ark, medallion; “raiders of the lost ark” “number on the crate”; musical note indiana jones theme | 0.7% |
| Sharon Stone | 0.6% |
| The end of Superman; how fast superman fly circumference; SUPERMAN REVERSING TIME; it is forbidden for you to interfere with time | 0.6% |
| Jodie Foster | 0.5% |
| Nygirlofmydreams | 0.5% |
| Trophy; dna structure trophy design | 0.5% |
| Comcast; threaten to disconnect comcast; PREMIUM CABLE CHANNELS HAVE ARTIFACTS; comcast removing channels | 0.5% |
| Widescreen viewing area; formula “aspect ratio” diagonal 16:9; 4:3 area on 50 in widescreen; 27″ tv viewing area | 0.4% |
| Star Trek/Enterprise/Kirk/etc.; Leonard Nimoy (Spock); “Trek 80” Game; first edition star trek star fleet technical manual; star trek Enterprise uniform sewing instructions | 0.4% |
| Giraffe; giraffe drawn by kids | 0.4% |
| Supertanker; dimensions of water carrying supertankers; become a supertanker captain | 0.4% |
| Joe Costanzo; the primadonna joe costanzo; “Joseph Costanzo Jr. Pittsburgh AND Cafe Costanzo” | 0.4% |
| Bob Glickstein; bang bobg; “danger inc” IMDB bob glickstein; bob glickstein hunter college; bob glickstein jonah blog; bobg clothing for women | 0.4% |
| Dog; dog ate duraflame; “Alex The Dog”; car seat belt dog | 0.4% |
| Pirates of the Caribbean; pirates of the caribbean scene similar indian jones raider of the lost ark knife dress; elizabeth swann red dress | 0.3% |
| Salt Lake Flats | 0.3% |
| Cigarettes/Camels/Still Life With Woodpecker; i haven’t had a cigarette for 9 days; tom robbins camel | 0.3% |
| Thai gem scam; thai export center bangkok | 0.3% |
| Sci-fi spaceships | 0.3% |
| Entenmann’s; fudge ice’s golden cake; bimbo usa to drop entenmann’s | 0.3% |
| Honda Fit | 0.3% |
| James Bond; girls in credits silhouette of bond film; JAMES BOND GREATEST HITS; CONNERY BOND ROULETTE | 0.3% |
| Millenium Falcon cockpit | 0.3% |
| Games Magazine/Calculatrivia Marathon | 0.3% |
| Contact film | 0.2% |
| Vertical speed indicator/altimeter; how does a plane’s climb indicator work?; pitot static tube schematic | 0.2% |
| Making Mr. Right | 0.2% |
| Honeybee/bees in chimney; I am finding bees lying in my kitchen where are they coming from; bees in a fireplace | 0.2% |
| Numerology 2008 | 0.2% |
| Indiana University; breaking away iu; “dan heller” bloomington indiana | 0.2% |
| Lego; the ark of covenant made of legos; what is the smell at legoland | 0.2% |
| Pez Museum; Why no Violet Pez?; burlingame museum of pez memorabilia | 0.1% |
| Peter and the Starcatchers | 0.1% |
| Candy; candy with cyclamate; candy invented in 1968; discontinued now and later candy flavors | 0.1% |
| Bdsm | 0.1% |
| Anakin/Padme; why did anakin turn to the dark side so easily; How much do Anakin’s talent, pride and ambitions affect his decision to turn to “the dark side”? | 0.1% |
| Incremental backup | 0.1% |
| Inverted flag | 0.1% |
| Vincent Price; vincent price as the saint; Vincent Price – Freedom of Religion Speech; was vincent price gay | 0.1% |
| Watch neighbor undress; URSULA UNDRESS | 0.1% |
| Bush smile; bush paraguay; bush smirk | 0.1% |
| Fizzies; fizzies magic soft drink tablets; fizzies into the swim meet | 0.1% |
| xkcd; XKCD E I PI | 0.1% |
| Bugsy Malone/Scott Baio; who sings coca cola give a little love and comes back to you; jodie foster in bugsy | 0.1% |
| Carl Sagan; circumference of the earth + sagan; carl sagan “tonight show”; i had a crush on carl sagan | 0.1% |
| Pine Knoll Bungalow Colony | 0.1% |
| Splashdown; meaning of karma slave; “feel so elated” Would you, would you, would you, would you Please bring me joy; splashdown the archer lyrics what does it mean? | 0.1% |
| Cynthia Nixon; cynthia nixon childhood; young cynthia nixon; “manhattan project” “cynthia nixon” | 0.1% |
| Danger | 0.1% |
| Adam Stoller | 0.1% |