I took some Saturday-morning cartooning classes when I was around their age, and now that they have too, there is nothing left that I could do as a kid that they can’t. But there’s plenty that they can do that I can’t, even as an adult.
| My kids | Me as a kid | Me as an adult | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cartooning | yes | yes | yes |
| Swimming | yes | yes | yes |
| Bicycling | yes | yes | yes |
| Succeeding at school/work | yes | yes | yes |
| Inexhaustible capacity for enjoying Star Wars and Lego | yes | yes | no |
| Playing baseball | yes | no | kinda |
| Playing a musical instrument | yes | no1 | kinda |
| Martial arts | yes | no | no |
| Choral singing | yes | no | no |
| Gymnastics | yes | no | no |
| Skiing | yes | no | no |
1“Hot Cross Buns” on the recorder doesn’t count.
It’s like they’re not ordinary kids. They’re… superkids!
That’s because they have a Super Dad!
Well Bob, this can mean only one thing:
Time for you to start gymnastics classes.